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Dick•ture

Pictures of your cock , that you send to the ol' lady in return for cunt•ures and titt•ures.
Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.
by Y•Not August 9, 2021
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dick broer

A confused old man that has lost all control
by Jnasty1211qq August 11, 2021
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My dick

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”
by SeggySack August 12, 2021
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Dick

Your a dick
by Be kind be funny August 12, 2021
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Baby dick

The correct usage of the term “baby dick” is not the literal sense. It is a metaphorical term. It should be used as a substitute for the mundane “sucks”. That which is baby dick, is any undesirable situation or material thing.
Ah man, cash bar at my cousin’s wedding. That shit’s baby dick. This snowder you bought is 90% drywall. Super baby dick.
by Jackson Deepwood August 14, 2021
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Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls
Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet
by Brewer0926 August 15, 2021
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Danger Dick

A name used to refer to or label someone that is constantly and repeatedly putting or finding themselves in dangerous situations, and does this because they get some type of high from such.
Look at ole’ Danger Dick over there playing with fire while blindfolded.
by TayTayB August 16, 2021
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