by Poundcakes January 17, 2017
Get the ass moussemug. This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
Get the Chair Assmug. 
by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023
Get the Myabe tanisha will call your dog assmug. by Lil boy aj March 22, 2022
Get the Bitch ass niggamug. Ex 1: Will is such a song lyric ass nigga
Ex 2: when Will was arguing with josh he was being a song lyric ass nigga and quoting rap songs.
Ex 2: when Will was arguing with josh he was being a song lyric ass nigga and quoting rap songs.
by ViciousTay February 26, 2018
Get the Song lyric ass niggamug. Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.
The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 6, 2022
Get the Rats up my assmug.