National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Dick Stingy

1)When bae just refuses to give you the dick 2)When that crush gives the dick to everybody but you

Dang that boy is fine too bad his dick stingy

by NealyNiceGuy June 30, 2021

Dick

A penis

His dick is really small

by Dat_Hguy November 26, 2017

Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.

That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...

by Catanablade August 6, 2020

vacation dick

Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).

Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!

by Santana0520 June 12, 2016

buxom dick

A short and fat dick. Kinda like a tea pot short and stout.

He pulled down his pants and I saw his buxom dick

by Smurphy17 August 11, 2024

Dick Parrot

When one make tries to mimic another male’s big duck energy.

“He thinks he’s hotter than other guys, but he’s just a dick parrot”

by BootyMcGeeShe December 24, 2021