ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

cracked out of ass

The famous words of my friend Lucas because he was out of breath!

I’m so cracked out of ass right now!

by Bitchesssssss November 10, 2020

That ass is past due

Has large buttocks and or bottom

Darren saw Indi the other day and exclaimed, “ That ass is past due” in hopes to get her attention.

by OG_Savage23 July 27, 2023

Ass Gasket

Muscles around your butthole.

I bent over, farted and blew an ass gasket!

by cushybushy March 13, 2015

Ass gigging

Where you stab someone in the ass usually with a knife and usually when you are pissed off and/or just for fun. Sometimes practiced as a sport by people who have been fucked over by the world and are mad at it or people in general and want to get even.

Lets go ass gigging.

by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010

ASSING POO

cum, cum, cum, ass, shit, hoe, bitch

Cum on a hoe, ASSING POO.

by reahna, ewqwsrdtfyughujkdrtfgy April 1, 2022

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023