Dick Missile

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

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Big dick bee

Has a big dick and is a bee

I got molested by a big dick bee

by GHANDIDICK2 April 22, 2022

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trump dick

The smallest of its kind

Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!

by lijordon January 25, 2017

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Dick

A thing all men play with

My male friend play with his dick

by Daniel the 2nd February 4, 2021

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Dick in a waffle

Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!

by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023

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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ramos Dick Suckers...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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