Twat

To hit something or someone

“Yo G, I’m gonna twat her tonight”

by ElliotLad123 December 8, 2017

twat

jake paul

the twat wants to fight ksi

by pikaitwooninstagramandtiktok April 3, 2022

Twat

a baby kitten who has not been licked by its mother

Look at that poor twat! Better give it a lick!

Make sure someone licks that twat soon!

by sbroadhead3000 November 28, 2010

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Twat

To post an update on Twitter.

Guy 1: Yo dude I saw that you twat about gettin' laid.

Guy 2: Yea bro, I had to twat that!

by BananaRampage August 31, 2011

Pizz twat

When you swing from a bait makers nuts like a female groupie.

Alan is such a Pizz twat, he would do anal for free baits.

by Paul Schmitz December 23, 2021

Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"

That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.

by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017