Doing A Pete

Epically failing with everything in life and not knowing that it's happened.

Dave: "Watch out!"
Steve: *Being hit in the face*
Dave: "That's what I call Doing A Pete !!!"

by WB82 November 29, 2010

Doing a Thatcher

Asking to borrow a cigarette. As if you are going to return cigarette in condition receive.

Let me borrow a butt guy or me doing a thatcher?

by Wind beneath your slippers December 28, 2016

Doing a Daniel

Fake flexing something not in your possesion in order to emit a jealous reaction from those around you even though they do not give a single shit.

Daniel: "Oh i bought trainers for £200"
Random person: "What brand?"
Daniel: "Oh Nike. Black and white trainers."
Random Person: "For £200??"
Daniel: "I never said they were £200"
Random Person: "Stop doing a Daniel"

by Lajsbsk October 13, 2019

Doing a sebastian

Public bathroom masturbation popularized in the Netherlands with unknown origins

The waiter saw me doing a sebastian

by Psychomaniac66 September 12, 2018

do rah

when you or another person do rah

"do rah" means to do rah together or alone, therefore "omg i did rah..."

by noproof July 10, 2023

Do a Kwan

The act of going to have a wank in the school toilets.

Joe: Where are you off Ieuan
Ieuan: I'm off to do a Kwan
Joe: Well done Lad

by Cunt2001 June 06, 2017

doing a niall

Constantly playing tiktok down the mic whilst laughing like a witch and eating even louder

Stop doing a niall you prick

by Francis Pope April 25, 2021