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Ketchup-Fingers

Noun: What you call someone who is being clumsy, foolish, or absentminded. This person likely gets their fingers covered in the ketchup they dip their fries in.
John: Shouting at his Fortnite friend that got knocked by fall damage. "What're you doing Ketchup-Fingers?"
by Its Shatter September 5, 2018
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1 finger

putting 1 finger up in a picture is a way to secretly say your a complete virgin and don’t know how to talk to men or womenusing one finger to describe your self and how lonely you are.
hey did you see where Oscar posted a photo with 1 finger up ??

oh yeah he must be really lonely!!
by ursid May 11, 2022
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Finger Dog

When you bite your finger and turns into a dog
by Pro. Orieon January 24, 2019
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sauce finger

when ones finger breaks through the toilet paper they are wiping with
i was wiping my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper and i got sauce finger
by ringlewart March 6, 2017
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Walnut Finger

The brown stains on one's fingernails/fingertips after either

(i) - shelling walnuts;

(ii) - or massaging a guy's prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.

Both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.
I've been shelling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it I just can't get rid of my walnut finger.

That finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. Don't they teach people at MacDonald's to wash their hands at work?
by 20goto10 September 25, 2010
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finger circus

the femal equivialant of "jacking off" or it can be used in a plural form as in a female "circle jerk"
I walked into Mindys room and accedentally interupted her finger circus. She told me to knock from now on.
by J_E_S_S May 28, 2008
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Smelly fingers

The definition of smelly fingers is when a tiny short boy who shoves his finger up a russian guys but hole and then his fingers will smell like shit.
"You have smelly fingers"
by jalla flyg January 28, 2021
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