clown kick

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.

As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.

by klownposse June 7, 2017

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Clown Tears

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...

"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...

by BirdLi June 8, 2017

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An act of taking a dab holding it in to drink a full beer then releasing the smoke to hit a bong bowl before taking a shot then releasing the smoke simultaneously snorting a line of molly only to finish off with a line of blow off a women's ass.

Broski I'm going to get totally clown carred this weekend

by Clown car November 3, 2017

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Clown sucker

A girl who sucks funny

My girl is a clown sucker

by Rob steelflex December 9, 2017

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Clowning

The term used as an alternative for being back on your bullshit, meaning trying to meet a famous person or just generally being a white man’s hoe. Coined by jeffa cakes who clown weekly.

Let’s go clowning for 5sos tomorrow.

by jeffacakes1 May 8, 2018

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Clown Nose

the act of eating out the asshole of a female whilst she is surfing the crimson wave. As a result, the nose of the partner is lathered in period blood

Yo, Amy gave me a pretty vile clown nose last night. She should have warned me that she was ovulating!

by MrGiggles69 February 22, 2017

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