WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

1 train

7 Av local train that has 38 stops from South Ferry to Van Cortlandt Park in NYC. Sometimes its slow as hell and sometimes you might want to catch the 2 or 3 train if you miss the 1 train because it takes eternity to come sometimes.

"There is an uptown local 1 train to Van Cortlandt Park-242 Street 7 minutes away"

by TheMiguelitoGod1000 July 28, 2024

Building trains

The action of laying multiple shit logs consecutively, so that they touch, in the same sit on a toilet.

Hey Melody what are you doing in the bathroom? “I’m building trains grandma, leave me alone.”

by Newman12 January 1, 2022

Late Train

'Late Train' is a game. 6 men must get in a circle and have a carpet in the middle. They all undress, and they start to masturbate. The one who cums last takes 1st place. The other 5 must drink their own cum. Whoever drinks it the fastest wins, and the bottom three have to have a gangbang together. The other two winners get a 30 min. gangbang with a willing girl and 1st prize is a girl for 5 hours. All for yourself.

'Dude, I played Late Train last night!'
'How did it go?'
'Well, I have to say that getting a dick in my mouth and my ass at the same time is not ideal...'

by Faggot Mouse September 10, 2018

steam-trained

Recklessly defeating a competitor with no regard for their ego's, abilities or feelings.

Those guys will never live that defeat down, their children's children will feel the humiliation. They really got Steam-Trained hard.

by Tigers White Brother April 20, 2017

Running a train

Contrary to popular belief, this sexual act has an alternate meaning in the community of those with a fetish for model trains.

There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the track work. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.

Oi bruv you should’ve helped run that train, you’d make a hot conductor. I bet you’d be more efficient at running a train than the city council.

by Track Work October 8, 2025

Crazy train

Popular culture; Heavy metal song "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Ozborn

Also,

A mafia judgement where the captives are loaded onto boxcars and transported, interrogated on a moving train

A ) Train whistle in the middle of the night's a Hobo'call.

B) Better not board that Crazy train.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025