Noah

that boy didn’t build an ark he BUILT like an ark tho . also, noah gay as hell. he’s big hungry all the time with his cookie monster pants. noah tried too hard to be funny and should chill out because he has a small dick. noah also always wants gas and drank.

guy 1: “bro why is he trying so hard to be funny!?”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”

by hunnnn January 9, 2018

Noah

Noah is just Ronaldo, but of course he isn't a Wannabe and he's better than Ronaldo in football.

Messi: Wow look at him, Noah ist better than me and than you
Ronaldo: Maybe, maybe not.

FIFA Ballon D'OR Winner is NOAH!

by Ronaldo9 December 30, 2016

Noah

Noahs haben die größten Sch*****.
Es sind die schönsten Menschen der Welt.Außerdem auch noch die klügsten.

NOAHS SIND GEIL

by INSTANT KILLER 618 January 2, 2017

stop being a Noah

A Noah is a person that likes to play fast games like DOOM and Quake. In the storie Noah ark, the world is ending and god tells know to grab two of ever animals and a boat put them all in the boat a Noah can get scared and put all eggs in one the basket and dips.

Dude stop being a Noah just because lights are off

by RATMAN1232 June 10, 2022

Noah

Noah is a nice, caring, big dick boyfriend- who loves his girlfriend and wants to have babies with her. He’ll do anything for the things he loves and is confident in his relationship.

Person A: isn’t that Noah over there trying a kick flip?
Person B: oh yeah! That is Noah. I love him so much.

by Babynoahsgf April 4, 2021

Noah berry

A fugly person with red hair and blue eyes and is funny

He is such a noah berry

by Hdhwfsyebdfs October 17, 2016

DJ Noah FM

An internet hip hop station started in 2022 by DJ Noah 225. Listen live on djnoahfm.caster.fm

Schedule:
Mondays 8-10pm - The Quiet Storm
Tues & Wed 9pm - The Live Mix @ 9:00
Thurs 6-8pm - Throwback Thursday
Friday 7-10pm - The Friday Night TurnUp Mix
Saturday 6-8pm - The Zydeco Smackdown
Sat 8-10pm - Saturday Night At Da Spot
Sun 6-11am - The Gospel Morning Show
Sun 4pm - The Smoothe Jazz Soundcheck

Sun 5-8pm - All Blues Sunday

Mimi: Are you listening to Max 94.1?
Niya: Hell no im listening to DJ Noah FM!

by Fat Heffer September 10, 2023