Mother

The woman who pushed you from her vagina. The woman who stopped bleeding for nine months to have you. :))

Father - Hey look. It's our beautiful baby.

Mother - It better be beautiful. I had it in me for nine whole months and it hurt like a bitch.

by fairyprincess August 26, 2021

mother mirthing

When a woman laughs so hard her embryos get fertilized by the funny

Through the process of mother mirthing Jessica has become pregnant

by CupOfSlimJims March 26, 2024

Mother of Dragons

Commonly used by SGT Glitch of the Five-0 Task Force it is a phrase that is used to describe a sensation of overwhelming pain without using profanity.

*stubs toe* MOTHER OF DRAGONS!

by Mr.Viper March 22, 2021

Mother

Mother-fucker

That motherfucker of a test

by Joli trolley Jolie February 24, 2022

Your Mother

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"

Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!

by warboi45 October 18, 2021

That’s Mother

Typically used by queer people when showing appreciation for a woman.

Person: “Do you know/like Lana Del Rey?”

Queer: “Girl of course i do, that’s mother..”

or you can use it in many other ways such as

“That’s literally mother”

“She’s so mother”
“MOTHERRR”
“Mother is mothering”
“Mother as fuck”
“She mothered”
“Mother came to mother”
“Motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale”

by eix May 17, 2023

Ur brother a mother

An insult typically used by 17 to 19 tryhards. Usually when they are losing. This is also one of the worst insults ever and whoever you tell this to will have something bad happen to them.

Hey will! Your brother a mother!
dies

by MemoliLover May 30, 2018