turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008

Green turkey

To fart while lifting your leg spreading your booty

I’m bout to rip a green turkey watch out

by Jutbutt June 10, 2018

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022

tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch

dude somebody kill that tree turkey

by seveneight August 16, 2008

crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.

You are such a crap turkey stop it!

by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014