lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

Licking Glizzy

The Millennial term for brown nosing or kissing ass.

"Yo, DeShawn be licking glizzy for his promotion."

by KALE343 June 23, 2022

devious lick

when u and ur homies successfully steal a soap dispenser or toilet seat

Ayo wanna hit a devious lick

yuh lets steal the soap dispenser

by ayyeeyooo September 21, 2021

devious lick

The most crazy tiktok trend were fucers are taking shit from schools and brining it back home
example, sombody devious licks all the toilet paper in a school so noby can fukin wipe

i littery just devious licked this bus

by harry9263 September 18, 2021

diabolical lick

To steal, or take items from school properties without permission.
This can include anything, just not personal property of the teachers themselves .

“Hey Bethany, you seen what Cole stole from the A wing bathroom?”

“Oh yeah. That was an absolute diabolical lick!”

by Spencerschamber September 16, 2021

lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat

dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.

by flaversaver September 13, 2011

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017