cheat fingers

the fingers inserted into the anus during male masterbation to acheive orgasm faster.

friend 1: "oh dude i rubbed one out last night"
friend 2: "did you use your cheat fingers?"
friend 1: "yea, i had to go out, so i needed to be quick"

by ivice September 22, 2009

Porno Finger

It's the smell you have on your finger after a torrid night of sex, with or without multiple partners, that you just cannot identify what or where your finger has been. Also known as P Finger.

After a debauchery filled night, I woke up with the worst porno finger EVER!

by Biiggs March 28, 2011

Walnut Finger

The brown stains on one's fingernails/fingertips after either

(i) - shelling walnuts;

(ii) - or massaging a guy's prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.

Both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.

I've been shelling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it I just can't get rid of my walnut finger.

That finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. Don't they teach people at MacDonald's to wash their hands at work?

by 20goto10 September 25, 2010

no finger december

It’s no finger December for the girls because we boys had no but November so it’s turn for the girls good luck girls

Girl 1:What’s today sister

Girl 2: idk what is it

Girl 1:ITS NO FINGER DECEMBER

Girl 1:BUT WHY NO FINGER DECEMBER

Girl 1:Idk cause it’s NO FINGER DECEMBER

by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020

sauce finger

when ones finger breaks through the toilet paper they are wiping with

i was wiping my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper and i got sauce finger

by ringlewart March 6, 2017

schnitzel finger

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping

i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"

by the keepsake October 16, 2012

finger own

the act of walking somewhere with lots of people and pointing at random people and saying "OHHHHH!"

N/A...mother fucker i'll bitchidick you a new facedick! bitch! then i'll finger own you, then i'll tell you about a porcupine's balls! they're small! and they don't give a shit!

by Dwntwn February 1, 2008