by skidibi toilet December 26, 2024

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!
“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”
“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”
“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”
“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”
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by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.
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