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top hill dookie

the act of take a massive shit on top of a hill and watching it form a snowball effect down hill
dude did you just lay down a top hill dookie it just hit me in the cock
by zack milf November 11, 2011
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Drop Top Weather

Weather in which you can enjoyably drive your convertible with the top down.

Specifications:
70°F - 80°F
Blue sky
Cherry blossom trees
James: It's good Drop Top Weather
Anna: James I'm not driving in your fucking convertible.
James: Well you don't need to be such a bitch about it.
by Jjklu April 13, 2019
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The Top Gear Effect

The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.
The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."
by Louiefook April 2, 2016
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Top Ramen Discussion

A discussion or debate which involves deciding which type of asian woman is hottest, most dateable or best in bed. Facts in these arguments are often gathered from internet porn or urban legend, if lacking in research you can simply make shit up.
Joe: DUDE, Japanese girls are open to do anything in bed. For fuck sake, they have blowjob competitions on TV.

Bill: Nah man, koreans are the best. They're great and bed and actually enjoy cleaning up after you...

You: I'm not having this "top ramen discussion"
by Ekkakub October 11, 2009
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palm top tiger

The nickname awarded to the beautiful Taiga Aisaka from the absolutely amazing anime Toradora.
Its a battle for top dog. Takasu the thug versus the palm top tiger!
by Kiripima April 14, 2021
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Top Gun The Bowl

When you take a crap and your ass is left on fire. Usually occurs after eating spicy food.

Named after the "afterburners" mentioned in Top Gun.
After all those wings, you are going to Top Gun The Bowl!
by Ved1980 November 15, 2010
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detroit top hat

To defecate upon the hair or scalp upon another willing or unwilling participant.
I thought being tied up would be fun, but then she gave me a Detroit top hat! It got in my eyes!
by Jcock52 August 15, 2016
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