a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)
We used to get crushed at Apt F. on Friday's by playing Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em.
by cromag cousin June 25, 2007
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Texas Pipeline

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.
by dragonpipe November 05, 2021
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Texas Marriage

"Yeah bro, Her Dad Married Us ... She was like 7 ... Texas Marriage"
by Rafa tha God January 19, 2023
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texas softball

During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.
Man Scott gave Lewis a Texas Softball today.
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Texas HotFlush

When you have to shovel snow from your garden, boil it down to water on the stove and use is to flush your shit away in your none functioning toilet.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.
I can't believe Ted Cruz is flew to Mexico and I'm stuck Texas Hotflushing after eating nothing but Slim Jims and Saltine crackers for a week.

Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.
by sam_jarvis_texas_ranger February 19, 2021
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Texas Valve

Valves worked by overweight men with hemorrhoids and awesome dad bods.
Those guys that worked those Texas Valves sure can pound some donuts.
by HotScottySandpacker June 16, 2022
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albany texas

Look at us Albany Texas, asshats. We’re all related and love that we’re gonna be in Albany for the rest of our lives.
by BonkeyKong24 August 25, 2020
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