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Ultimate Golden shower

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"
by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 2, 2019
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Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
by JB9903 September 9, 2016
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Sun shower

Light spritzing of urine onto a consenting adult in bright sunlight
Sometimes you got to get a quick sun shower in before the clam bake
by Firebaugh September 19, 2022
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Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.
Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.
by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020
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Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.
Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops
by JKJSEW February 25, 2011
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Romanian Shower

A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.

Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
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Sitting Shower

The action of when your legs are simply to tired to stand but you want to take a shower. So instead of a regular shower you lay your items of body soap and hair products on the floor of ur bath, turn the shower on, and sit untill you’ve finished washing yourself.
“Hey, you going to take a shower”.
“Nah, I think I’ll just take a sitting shower”.
by 707 lololol June 18, 2019
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