A person whose only median for online interaction is their cellphone. On top of this, they are trend hoppers and authentic humor is completely alien to them. These are the same people that constantly reference the latest memes from TikTok or whatever the fuck. Most phoneheads are also AIheads.
Phonehead 1: Hey guys wanna play some Grow a Garden? It is the best game on Roblox, the only place on the internet where you can play video games.
Phonehead 2: Yeah then we can go do the Speak Your Mind Challenge! Nigga wtf is the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? This must be some Guest 666 shit. Long live Black Herobrine.
Guest 666: you phoneheads can shut the fuck up before I smite you. Do you have nothing better to do? You could be doing something meaningful like playing Homigrad - Daniel’s Reality.
Phonehead 2: Yeah then we can go do the Speak Your Mind Challenge! Nigga wtf is the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? This must be some Guest 666 shit. Long live Black Herobrine.
Guest 666: you phoneheads can shut the fuck up before I smite you. Do you have nothing better to do? You could be doing something meaningful like playing Homigrad - Daniel’s Reality.
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Stressful mental state caused by anything phone related, the phone itself, e.g. trouble with screen, connections or navigation; or social, e.g. too many incoming calls or messages
Stressful mental state caused by anything phone related, the phone itself, e.g. trouble with screen, connections or navigation; or social, e.g. too many incoming calls or messages
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