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Electric Penis

1. The act of sticking your penis into an electrical outlet.

2. Playing the electric guitar with your penis instead of your hands.
1. Dude! I totally had an electric penis when I toasted it in the wall outlet!

2. Holy crap, I just went and performed an electric penis on that guitar! Did you hear that perfect solo!?
by Cactus92 November 14, 2011
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Penis Pistol

An appendage on the male human's body used to destroy some bitch's virginity (if not already destroyed) while in the action of having sex
the action of jizzing into/onto another man
the action of "shooting" your man milk(semen) into another mans penis
i used my penis pistol to completely destroy some new hoe last night.
i was penis pistoled by some old creepy dude in that dark alleyway yesterday.
while docking with him we kept penis pistoling eachother for almost an hour.
by vamwolf October 3, 2011
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enormous penis

What you look at when you want your troubles to melt away and you want the happy times to stay.
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!
by lmai2 June 2, 2023
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Penis Chest

A penis chest is someone who impersonates a wheetus nest and actively engage in homosexual activity. They may also post vents on their snapchat story, even though they bully people!
what is a penis chest?”
“an active homosexual. see, that small guy in the beige hat over there is a penis chest!”
by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023
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porcelain penis

A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.
I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis
by stubely boobely November 4, 2019
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Fact Penis

No lie. No Cap. The utter truth.
That rocket is huge, fact penis!
by pappin' all day July 20, 2021
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Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it
My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time
by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021
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