Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018

strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in

John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest

by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014

colliers wood

the football manager team i took from the 9th tier of English football to the premier league

hey are you going to watch the colliers wood match?
who?

by msailor148 September 9, 2023

Connor Wood

Knucklehead Fucking 32 teeth He is smiling like a fool Partying like bitches 7/24 cause he is an unemployed loser.

Fucking wannabe ugly little fake ass

A:"Here comes this idiot again"
B: " Who?"
C:" Connor Wood"
A: "Some cheesy wannabe bitch I don't want to be in the same place let's get outta here."

by cinidrot May 13, 2022

bullers wood

a school full of snakes, slags and neeks

at least 2 teachers have been caught for paedophilia in the last year and didn’t even have enough money to afford a cleaner

they had a protest and think they’re the shit but have yet to realise no one gives a fuckkkk

in conclusion don’t send your child to bullers

i wen tho bullers wood and ended up having 80+ ex’s by year 9

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022

Mr Wood

tall, white man, with brown curly hair. He is the hottest teacher you’ll see and works in the science department.

mr wood is so hot

by dilf_lover November 24, 2021