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The Blood Unicorn

When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face
Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.
by Swiftercat September 20, 2020
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Blood Party

Synonym
A war with a lot of blood
John went in a Blood Party, he didn't die.
by Wargom July 27, 2024
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all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to
he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places
by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022
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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Blood Fall

Blood Falling or Blood Fall is a term used when a woman backs out of a situation by using her period as an excuse.
Person 1. "Hay. Do you wanna hang out today?"
Person 2. "Sorry. I can't. *whispers* I'm on my period."
Person 1. "But you're a man. You can't blood fall your way out of this."
Person 2. "Ether I'm on my period. Or I need to see a doctor now."
by Urban hoe (EOH) July 14, 2021
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tiger blood

Derived from Charlie Sheen's rememberable interview on ABC. To have tiger blood is to live the rock-star lifestyle. It also means you're bi-winning.
Tiger blood can kill ya if not taken with drugs and hookers.
by bingbaby March 23, 2011
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Pretty Blood

Pretty Blood is a series on Newgrounds and YouTube which is still ongoing, and that was probably inspired by Happy Tree Friends

It consists of a character called Rinny torturing various "Malinos".
by the way the creator of pretty blood made official porn thats not cool
by TFNUM1HTR August 6, 2024
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