little phone

The code word for little penis used in english class.

I have such a little phone compared to Olivias' big phone!

by Patrick star jr. April 22, 2016

Phone chemistry

When you have good chemistry over the phone (texting, calling, social media) but not necessarily in-person...

I have good phone chemistry with Alyssa....let's hope it's the same way in-person

by Abrafam dinkin April 19, 2023

Lone Shooter's Phone

Yeah, he was a tech guy or something, right? Some kind of engineer.

Hym "Can't get into the lone shooter's phone, huh? Welp... It's nail in the coffin or bust guys. Who's it going to be? I'm not going to submit to your God or whatever and I'm not going to prioritize women who aren't fucking me over me. So... What's it going to be? Pretty easy lay-up for either of you."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there

the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers

by slangslang April 4, 2021

phone affair

when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge

dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen
wow! what a douche bag

by mingydingy January 7, 2009

blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone

" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

by Count Orlok June 9, 2024

Banana Phone

When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.

Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.

by YeetController December 13, 2014