mexican-creeper. 

a person (usually male) who relentlessly stares, follows you, possibly uses retarded pick up lines, and is basically desperate. The person does not have to be mexican, they just have to be a creeper.

That guy may have seemed nice at first, but he turned out to be a real mexican-creeper.

mexican-creeper. by hotmanspace500 June 16, 2008

mexican milkshake 

a combination of blood, sweat, and skeet. The the three are normally the direct result of a member of the D-Unit or Skeet Squad.

After Dewey came back from Smoothie King, he decided he'd rather call up his friend Godfrey over for a delightful sharing of mexican milkshakes

mexican milkshake by skeetmanhickerson January 12, 2009

mexican accident 

The act of pooping on your significant other during sex when you have a fetish for it, and acting like it was an accident.

Oops! Mexican accident!

mexican accident by opengl128 November 12, 2008

Mexican Wank 

A group of fully aroused men perform a manual sex act whilst surrounding a consenting filthy grubby dutty dutty biatch, and in turn explode thier load (ejaculate) onto the afore mention dutty dutty slut, onto whatever part of her is adjacent to them. When each man and his little feller have fully deposited in turn, and only then have you acheived a MEXICAN WANK.

Craig: We found this dutty bird last night so me and the rest of the team did a mexican wank all over her.
Rob: Wow! Did she enjoy it?
Craig: No! there were loads of us she nearly drowned.

Mexican Wank by Mr.T. June 30, 2006

Mexican Strikeout 

Similar to a normal "strikeout," but with a Mexican twist! To enjoy a Mexican Strikeout one begins with a hefty bong rip, followed by a shot of tequila, chased with a full Mexican beer, and finishing with the exhalation of the bong rip.

Popular Mexican beers include: Dos Equis (XX), Tecate, Modelo

Met up with some of my friends today; Mary Jane had bud, Pablo had Sauza, and Luis had Tecate. We all knew this could only mean one thing, Mexican Strikeouts!

We were all FUCKED up!

Mexican Strikeout by Lita Chiquita July 23, 2009

mexican monastery

on left for dead 1 & 2 when u open a door to find a lot of sleeping, sitting, or wondering zobies

me and my best friend went zombie hunting and we walked into a mexican monastery

mexican monastery by punkrocker jet packer April 12, 2010

Mexican JumpingJack 

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.

Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.

Mexican JumpingJack by ChicoTheJumpingShitter June 28, 2010