random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event

“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”

by PewPewshots November 16, 2017

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 17, 2017

red light vendetta

A prolonged bitter quarrel with or campaign against red lights

The president has a red light vendetta and wants to get rid of all red lights.

by Burgersrlife February 11, 2025

angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.

I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.

by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024

Red Lighting

A kind of edging wherein one pushes themself to 99% of an orgasm and maintains that state for a prolonged period of time.

I was red lighting for so long last night that I came at a woman’s touch.

by Drewloght April 30, 2024

glare from the lights

Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.

'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.

by Wombletwat May 18, 2017

Light Yagami

The well-written protagonist of the anime/manga thriller Death Note where he recieved a book capable of killing others with just their name and face. Ruthless, clever, and dedicated to his goals, Light occasionally uses brilliant schemes to get out of difficult situations, resulting in a massive fanbase. However, he is a bit of a fumbling troll, getting defeated despite having 2 magic books, 2 gods of death, and a cute simp girl on his side.

Dave: I can't imagine a world without Light Yagami.
Anna: Yes, that would be dark.

by top50enron July 09, 2024