Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

Helen Keller

This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.

Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.

by The realest beast June 9, 2015

cutro-kelly

A reference to an upstate NY family who has the penis usually described as the size of an acorn when errect. This deformation is expected to have been caused by a long tradition of in-breeding.

Omg look at his dick it's so tiny!
I know he must be a cutro-kelly.

by Smoke22 November 18, 2015

Helen Keller

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.

Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.

by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016

alice kelley

The best person ever she is so pretty and so nice to everyone she is very self conscious but keeps going the boys are always all over her

Alice Kelley always gives high fives to everyone she walks by and compliments people like crazy

by Haksmns February 1, 2017

faith kelly ann brennan

Faith is a jaw dropping girl. She is so incredibly beautiful and talented. she dose not accept it though. She brings a smile to my face every time i see her and i wish i could do the same for her. She denies any compliment we give her saying she is the exact opposite. Its kinda disappointing because she dose not realize how amazing she is but i guess that's also a good thing because that means she's always pushing herself to be better. i don't even see how this is possible. how can she get even better? because you are perfect to me faith and you always will be no matter what. I love you faith.

Faith kelly ann brennan is my everything

by gui9999 March 5, 2017

christopher kelly

Christopher is a man who really enjoys playing Pokémon go with the hoes.

That guy is playing Pokémon go! He is such a Christopher Kelly

by My name is boi69 April 19, 2017