Ham closet

The snatch .

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..

by Ham closet October 7, 2021

Hams

Milky thighs compacted into a nice pair of spandex.

Wow, better get a second refrigerator cause Kennedy has a pair of hams on her.

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019

Ham Sloggin'

The act of utilizing a slam hog, hard sweaty sex with a woman who you know will be a regretful notch on the bedpost. (See Slam hog)

As soon as I got done ham sloggin' her, she wild goosed my cousin jed and I.

by crazyburgh January 10, 2008

Ham is the new Judah

A recent trend in Hollywood of using continental Africans (Ham) to play the roles of African-Americans.

They got Daniel Kaluuya playing Fred Hampton. Ham is the new Judah, ahch.

by Sabal Laiwalayam February 22, 2021

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

Pass the ham

When usually in a gang bang situation two or more men shares the same girl/girls or boy/s. It also applies to a fellow who has his meat treated by multiple users.

Girl 1 to Girl 2: What was Jeff's house party like?
Girl 2:Nothing spec. But Jess and I found a beautiful Greek stallion, so we decided to pass the ham in the bathroom for a while.

by DrOpie August 18, 2022

Hammed

To get aggressively sexified by a man.

Girl 1: Should I hit up this guy?
Girl 2: No way! I won’t allow you to get hammed by a fugly beta.

by killurselfbitch December 8, 2022