ethan mf dolan is a 19 year old soon to be 20 who is hot asf but also a cutie pie.
he’s got dark brown hair, chocolate brown eyes. he has a twin, grayson dolan who’s basically ethan’s duplicate. niether one of the other is better than each other. ethan is funny asf but dramatic. ethan’s lane where you attttt?¿ overall, ethan dolan is an amazing, caring, passionate, person who wants nothing more than to enjoy life and love the people who surround him.
he’s got dark brown hair, chocolate brown eyes. he has a twin, grayson dolan who’s basically ethan’s duplicate. niether one of the other is better than each other. ethan is funny asf but dramatic. ethan’s lane where you attttt?¿ overall, ethan dolan is an amazing, caring, passionate, person who wants nothing more than to enjoy life and love the people who surround him.
person 1: have you heard of ethan dolan?
person 2: yeah, the dolan twins right?
person 1: heck yes
person 1: have you heard about ethan dolan’s RECENTS
person 2: you better believe it. they were making the whole world hot 🥵
person 2: yeah, the dolan twins right?
person 1: heck yes
person 1: have you heard about ethan dolan’s RECENTS
person 2: you better believe it. they were making the whole world hot 🥵
by ethan’s brother September 5, 2019
Get the ethan dolanmug. HE IS THE GENERALS OF THE BRODAS. NO SALUTE CAN GIVE THIS MAN ENOUGH RESPECT, BUT TO PLEASE HIM YOU HAVE TO SALUTE HIM WITH THE SACRED HANDSHAKE THAT ONLY OTHER TRUE BRODAS KNOW! HE GOES BY MANY ALIAS ETHANPYTHON, RACCOON HAIR AND THE MOST KNOWN ETHAA. HIS ARCH ENEMY CODENAMED EVIL E LURKS THE SHADOWS OF HAIRLINE HILLS TO CATCH THIS BRODA, BUT NEVER PREVAILS. THERE ARE RUMORS OF HIS SECRET BOOK THE BRODA CODES EXISTENCE, WHO EVER IS LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND THE BOOK, THEY WILL BE NAMED BRODAA!!!!
by BRODA BOI 123 January 22, 2019
Get the ETHAN BRODAmug. by Big ol Brando November 20, 2019
Get the Ethan steveymug. THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ASIAN ETHANS!!!!!!!! (I'm also asian. This is not racism.)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Person 1: "DING-DONG CHING-CHONG HERE COMES ETHAN! PLAY SOME YI JIAN MEI!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
by ihateethanlol April 25, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. Quite possibly the cutest boy ever. He will try to make you laugh and is an amazing person on the inside, even if he acts a bit cold on the outside. <3
he's a memester for sure. But he's not stupid! NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL ****. And yes he short af
he's a memester for sure. But he's not stupid! NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL ****. And yes he short af
by BoncingKittens March 31, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. 
A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills
Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor”
Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes
Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone
Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes
Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone
by Biggestkikever May 18, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.