Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018

Hoisington drunk

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”

boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?

by Divebombs November 2, 2021

darcy drunk

A state of drunk beyond the realm of known drunk, indicated by bed wetting, screaming I'm a doctor and a t-Rex like positioning of the arms

I can't remember if that Gatorade bottle is electrolyte or pee, I was Darcy drunk

by Boo manhattan December 30, 2013

Roll-over Drunk

A state in which a person who was drunk the day prior is acting with an increased level of stupidity.

Payton was not making any sense. The stupid comments he was making must have been the Roll-over Drunk talking.

by Fab_ July 26, 2018

Rogers Drunk Eyes

When you’re getting blasted with the boys but the alcohol makes you look like a serial killer.

Look at Ashlynn, she’s got the “Rogers Drunk Eyes”.

by Wildo223 May 4, 2022

Drunk

To be really unconscious and unable to speak by the act if drinking intoxicated beverages ;slurs and may blubber; if you have never been drunk you are either: 1)not socially active or 2) have a really good liver

bars drinkingunderage drinkingbeverages drunk

by jellybear09 March 14, 2014

drunk sexter

A woman who texts sexually explicit content as a result of consuming too much vodka at O'Conners in New Milford....

Karen drank too much vodka and became a "Drunk Sexter"

by Johnh001 November 24, 2016