Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022

dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash

This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.

by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016

clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013

Clown fetish

When a man and or woman finds a clown sexy, simple

“Hey ron, that clown has some big honkers huh?”
“You mean the horns right? YOU MEAN THE HORNS RIGHT?”
“No.”
“Clown fetish having bastard…”

by Pseudocinnamon April 25, 2022

flay clown

flay clown.

flay clown.

by May 13, 2023