Turkey Bum

one who is a tight arse
or just a douche

David Hernyk

by Steven Tono October 7, 2003

bum fodder

The lint from your underpants that gets caught between your butt crack and cemented together by sweat and natural body grease concentrated around that area.

Someone would say: Every time I have a shower and watch my butt crack I get bum fodder on the washer.

by The Typical Aussie Bloke June 27, 2009

Carpet Bumming

A homosexual male's attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.

Quentin: Hey Jared did you get any action last night?

Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.

by Jimbo J December 7, 2007

bum washing

The sport of urinating on a derelicts. Considered a charitable deed in cold regions.

I am going bum washing, as soon as I get done with this definition.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

Bum Angel

When one leaves a sweaty arse imprint on leather or plastic upholstered seating.

Eeew, my hand just slid in the sweaty bum angel that girl left behind.

by Lake & Lyken May 12, 2011

fun bum

when someone rides the back of a girl during sex

me and Jerry were having a bit of fun bum

by bumfluffgirl21 May 16, 2016

Bum Biscuit

This is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the buttocks. Assuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. Any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name

sweetcorn bum biscuits are common

hwang cookies are usually found in seattle WA

by undemocraticarse August 25, 2009