Nose Boner

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner
Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.
by boymom_3 July 30, 2020
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Boner Activation

When A Male Only Physically Needs Just Enough Attention And Sexual Action From A Female To Get To The Peak Of His Boner.
"No Baby I Don't Want Sex, I Just Need Some Boner Activation."
by Awesome McAwesomeeeee January 15, 2012
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boat boner

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
by The sailor July 04, 2013
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boner checkmate

To force a man to achieve an erection, whether through immense attractiveness or unwanted physical contact.
"I took one look at Kellie and, well, it was Boner Checkmate."
by Jkeith May 15, 2014
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Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.
Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.
by mpmaupin November 27, 2019
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Reluctant Boner

A sudden, uncontrollable erection , that mysteriously springs up at the most innappropriate times imaginable. Such as; during job interviews for teaching pisitions, while testifying in front of a jury when your looking at life in prison, during political debates when your running for office, on your wedding night dancing with all your in laws but not when you dance with your wife, and when meeting your girlfriends five year old Bruce for the first time. Often , medical intervention is necassary, and you probably will need to retain a lawyer as most people report reluctant boners as sexual assaults. These are highly embarrassing erections , and can sometimes be fatal. Be prepared to leave town, as trying to explain a reluctant boner just makes it worse.
My ass is red as,my cheeks because a reluctant boner made an unfortunate appearance just as I met my girlfriend's baby sister and now I've got to move out of town.
by Triflegirl August 11, 2018
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tinkle boner

Having to pee so bad that it gives you a boner
Man, sitting threw that movie for so long gave me a tinkle boner
by derpS30 April 22, 2015
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