The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.
(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).
(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).
These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.
by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020
Get the Boner hours mug.A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
by EthanFeng October 13, 2015
Get the Boner Trap mug.A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.
Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!
Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013
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Get the Football boner mug.I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!
Have you had your smile boner today?
Have you had your smile boner today?
by Stickart95 May 2, 2018
Get the Smile boner mug.Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
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