Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.

I need Tyler in me, give me a Tyler Boner!!!!!

by addiisntracist May 27, 2023

Boner sisters

A group of girls who had sex with the same guy.

"- Did you hear that Vanessa banged your ex?"
"- Yeah, I guess we're boner sisters now."

by Sadik Arno December 21, 2014

Boner Bypass

When one tries to pass by but is made difficult because of a potruding boner.

James attempted a boner bypass when he tried to pass by Sabrina with his raging hard on.

James: Can I get by?
Sabrina: Not enough room with that boner!
*Boing*
James: Got through!
Sabrina: Nice boner bypass.

by Isabel Bridge September 20, 2014

Brady Boner

A hard on that is achieved by Patriot fans whenever Tom Brady leads a 4th quarter comeback to win the football game.

Mike -" Did you see Tom Brady's epic comeback against the Atlanta Falcons in Superbowl 51?"

Patriots Fan - "Yeah! I almost passed out at the end because I had a massive Brady Boner"

by ChefBearClaw April 14, 2019

Robber boner

An erection caused by the act stealing of various objects

check out that guys pants he is definitely stealing, you can see by the robber boner in his trousers.

by jusytyjnz March 17, 2022

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

No cock boner

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.

HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner

by S E N I P* June 12, 2022