Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020

Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.

Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner

by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021

Nipple Boner

Erection in the nipples

"Damn I have a nipple boner"

by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019

Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

by Wafflebender July 10, 2018

boner toes

When your toes are have an erection so you can put on your shoes.

This morning i had boner toes

by Brooklyn mann May 1, 2018

Thought Boner

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.

AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 3, 2018

Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019