Football boner

This is when you are really excited about football season.

Tommy had a hige football boner all week, waiting for football to start on Friday night.

by Ohio driver September 05, 2019

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

Nose Boner

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner

Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.

by boymom_3 July 30, 2020

Boner Activation

When A Male Only Physically Needs Just Enough Attention And Sexual Action From A Female To Get To The Peak Of His Boner.

"No Baby I Don't Want Sex, I Just Need Some Boner Activation."

by Awesome McAwesomeeeee January 15, 2012

boat boner

An engorged clitoral area.

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.

by The sailor July 04, 2013

boner checkmate

To force a man to achieve an erection, whether through immense attractiveness or unwanted physical contact.

"I took one look at Kellie and, well, it was Boner Checkmate."

by Jkeith May 15, 2014

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 27, 2019