turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018

Class Boner

When your pecking bird gets to restless in the middle of a presentation and every one in the class sees it.

Look at him he just had a Class Boner it’s so tiny

by Xxxgodxxx9 November 8, 2019

Personality Boner

When someone is a total dick, yet somehow others find that attractive.

"I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."

by Eekmin February 13, 2014

Jesus Boner

Literally jesus’s holy erected dick

“Damn, he has a jesus boner there.”

by DickSucka69 March 5, 2018

Boner Blockers

A very tight pair of underwear for men that prevent a male from getting a full erection

This girl had on some tight yoga pants at the gym , I couldn't take my eyes off of dat ass. I was getting horny and didn't have boner blockers on so I had to get out of there quick!

by Jba000HD December 14, 2016

Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.

Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.

by HinckleyHappy December 20, 2022

Reluctant Boner

A sudden, uncontrollable erection , that mysteriously springs up at the most innappropriate times imaginable. Such as; during job interviews for teaching pisitions, while testifying in front of a jury when your looking at life in prison, during political debates when your running for office, on your wedding night dancing with all your in laws but not when you dance with your wife, and when meeting your girlfriends five year old Bruce for the first time. Often , medical intervention is necassary, and you probably will need to retain a lawyer as most people report reluctant boners as sexual assaults. These are highly embarrassing erections , and can sometimes be fatal. Be prepared to leave town, as trying to explain a reluctant boner just makes it worse.

My ass is red as,my cheeks because a reluctant boner made an unfortunate appearance just as I met my girlfriend's baby sister and now I've got to move out of town.

by Triflegirl August 11, 2018