The Angry Johnson Thompson 

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.

The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"

The Angry Johnson Thompson by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023

poking the angry cow 

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

poking the angry cow by lookarobot April 18, 2010

bubbles from angry birds 

this little bird who has the power of deviant art on his side,and loves candy and is also cool because he is fine and cute and he is a Jamician Oreo basically

Person 1: look at this bubbly boi hes so cute!
Person 2: He stole my candy
Person 1: oof
person 1:O GAWD HE JUST INFLATED
person 2:looks like bubbles from angry birds did the deviant art

bubbles from angry birds by elegant duck thing October 21, 2021

Song of Angry Men 

The driving force behind a movement based is a sense of unified outrage. Often largely unorganized and chaotic because there is little to no moderation. As opposed to other types of movements, this type can be done by people with a wide variety of ideas on how to solve the problem.

Person 1: “Man, I’m not against these protests but they’re getting g pretty destructive. I wish they’d decide to tone it down a little”
Person 2: “They can’t really decide to stop because each person is following The Song of Angry Men in a different way”

Song of Angry Men by Melonboii January 26, 2022

white angry dragon 

when getting a blowjob when you cum pull her head down as hard as you can so it comes out her nose.

im gonna give her a white angry dragon after prom.

white angry dragon by MikeHancho June 7, 2008

The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel 

While bangin a chick vigorously while she has her period, some of the blood gets in the guys' dick and when he cums in her armpit, all the juices extract at once resembling a strawberry toaster strudel.

Chelsie: My arm's all sticky from The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel Nick delievered to me last night, and it won't wash off.

The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel by Touchmy Strudel August 14, 2010

Big Angry Giant 

1. one who towers over another in height. It is also true that they can get extremely angry when provoked by Bitches who think they are better then them.

2. may also be used as a derogatory term againsts tall whores

abbreviated BAG

Person 1: Oh wow that whore is a Big Angry Giant
Person 2: yeah look at her yell at that bitch
Person 3: hey shut the Fuck up thats my mom!
Person 1: what a MILF
Person 2: WTF?!??!!? she's 13
Person 1: what a whore
Person 3: *crying*

Big Angry Giant by Rhinomcd February 12, 2010