Alberta Clipper

When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.

It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.

by chelseahotel November 26, 2024

Ambered

To be fooled by someone so convincingly fake that they seem sincere. Most commonly done through emotional terrorism.

I totally got ambered, she had convinced me that she truly loved me, but was totally fake.

by Mr. Doneskys December 15, 2024

Amber

Amber is the embodiment & definition of pulchritudinous. perfect, perfectly wonderful, breathtaking,lights up every place she is, makes day perfect. you feel special & like VIP when around her, an angel,we are blessed by her very existence, gorgeous, amazing, intelligent , interesting, active, hard working, classy, fun ,funny, kind,caring, loving ,sweet,generous, you are drawn to, want to be with, want to be, want to date , want her as your bff need her in your life, she will carry the world on her shoulders then pick you up & carry you safely home. She hasn't easy life, she comes from heart break. Calm makes you feel better, makes you happy, her smile makes daylight its that bright a
& warm and causes happiness. When your with her there is no one & nothing else. clean and tidy, sexy af, gorgeous the most attractive girl ever, girls are jealous af of her they will love her or be possessed by extreme jealousy

The greatest of all time. Dont miss out on the Amber effect. Doesnt hate or react in anger.family, friends & her mum are fiercely protecteive of her. Loyal relationship she makes you her world. makes time everyone. princess, angel,best big/ little sister,daughter granddaughter niece,cousin, friend co worker. confidant secret are safe with her. accepting kind perfect never disappoint or embarrass her ever, it is the worst feeling ever. a keeper & worth more then gold, diamonds ir oxygen Amber is a colour, a priceless jewel. treat her good & never hurt her or let her go

Amber: rare beauty; by definition she is beauty personified; perfection; pulchritudnous

Guy1: omfg Amber is so hot,sexy, gorgeous Damon is so lucky to be her man aye

Yeah ikr that's Amber, she is so mad gorgeous and smart too, dude she is out of our league.

Amber

by Ikr_wykyk_iloveAPS December 17, 2024

albertstuff

SHHHHH WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

Person 1: yo have you seen what alberstuff didddd??

Person 2: HAHA! WHATS ALBERTSTUFF? HAHA!

by Get off of urban dictionary. January 19, 2025

Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal asbcesses.

Homonoid: Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Amber

Shes like a flower so beautiful and sweet then when plucked from the ground turns so dark and gloomy shes got a heart of gold then turns to stone she swings on her moods every second of the day shes like a squirrel but looks more like a panda can be so sweet but also so vicious so watch for the claws she will pluck every finger and toe she loves to tickle your feet so beware when u see her if your feet are ticklish shes coming for your toes to tickle them

You just got ambered you should have hid your feet

by Foot watcher February 9, 2026

Amber

Amber is an amazing person to be around! She will do anything to brighten your day. She loves to give gifts and laugh at your jokes. If you mention something you like, she will have it at your door the next day. She also has MAAAD crocheting skills. A dinosaur, a dragon, a cat, an axolotl, a sentient mushroom?? You name it, you got it!

Person: Hey Amber can you crochet me something?
Amber: I already made it for you!

by brieluna February 13, 2026