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The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!
"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"
by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011
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czech golden shower

The sound of brass landing after mag dumping a VZ-61 Skorpion
You thought the Garand ping sounded cool, you need to check out a Czech Golden Shower
by Kp118 November 17, 2022
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Shower

Similar feeling to sex, but it’s when a women takes off her clothes, rubs her wet pussy until it gets soaking wet and warm while thinking of sexual thoughts. Then she gets a rush of sexual pleasure and starts moaning out of pleasure and cums and creams and ejaculates all over herself while she fingers her dripping wet pussy.

It’s when a women masturbates her pussy and moans out of pleasure while she ejaculates all over her own body.
Did you hear about Alexa last night?
Yes, she shower and moaned out of pleasure while she jizzed all over herself when she was rubbing her pussy.
Yup! The neighbors heard her moaning really loud
by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023
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Shower

A dismissive or dehumanizing term used to belittle a person or group, often implying that they are dirty, or in need of cleansing.
Person 1: im going to take a shower
Person 2: AHHHH DONT SAY THAT WORD AROUND ME
Person 1: mb im going to take a Sho*er
by The_Pych00 June 25, 2025
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shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...
by NWAS January 20, 2017
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shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)
Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.
by kman142 July 31, 2022
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Viennesse Shower

A viennesse shower is when a dwarf from Vienna is contracted to urinate on your face.
I was in Prater Park, Vienna when a dwarf gave me a Viennesse Shower.
by EuroShowerPower June 16, 2019
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