Paladino Eyes

When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.

Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."

by Majic-Man October 21, 2010

dink eye

a person's eye that looks north , east, south, or west, while the other eye looks at you

i can't talk to lincoln, that dink eye blows me away.

by johnnyfishboy November 16, 2007

wank eye

a severly boss eyed person with what looks like the abillity of a 270 degree field of vision, almost chameleon like.

have you seen the state of his wank eyes he can see behind himself bonk eye boss eyed

by cidermart February 16, 2009

Whispering Eye

Slang for "vagina".

That girl's whispering eye stunk like a salmon that laid out all day in the sun on a hot July ay.

by Hobart Homies March 27, 2009

four eyes

a derogatory term for people with glasses

Person: You wear glasses, fucking four eyes!

by I am a real person December 20, 2019

Chink Eyes

The result of rolling double threes on dice, similar to how double ones are referred to as snake eyes. Comes from the fact that the "3" side of most dice have the dots in a straight line, resembling that of an Asian's eye.

(At the Craps table) Player 1: Going for the hard six?
Player 2: Yeah, here goes. *Rolls*
(The dice show double threes)
Player 2: Chink eyes! Yes!

by RapeMyFuckingAsshole December 4, 2017

wet eyes

Wet eyes is a Southern term for people who have really deep blue eyes like the ocean.

Jobo has wet eyes, they are like the ocean.

by MarriedTrouble July 19, 2012