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caprese salad

Noun.

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.

verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.

'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
by mike and ike in the morning April 28, 2014
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Tossing The Salad

Tossing The Salad is a term to lick your partners anus hole and the area between the organ and the anus for some sexual pleasure.
My bitch and I were tossing the salad all fucking night last night.
by DogOfDeviance March 11, 2024
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Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.
Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"
by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018
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stinky salad

stinky salad was created by MyUsernamesThis, whenever he see stinky salad, he call them stinky, instead of Jerry, He have became the most stinkiest salad in the world.
by Jerry_YT November 11, 2019
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Salad

Something that can be tossed.
by Notreat January 15, 2022
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leg salad

An event, typically between three or more patrons, where participants tangle their legs together while hanging out to show platonic affection. This often occurs while watching movies, playing Jackbox.tv games, during class breaks /recess and while sitting on floors (with or without mattresses.)

Although very similar to cuddling these two things are not to be confused. Cuddling is a more conscious action using the majority of one’s body to display romantic affection to one or more people. Leg Salad is an unconscious effort, whether it be due to limited couch space or just wanting to be closer to friends. Typically only waist down is what body parts are used during a leg salad but it is never limited to this. (Sitting on top of people, as long as neither are uncomfortable or angry, is considered Leg Salad.) No arms are used in Leg Salad so things such as phones and fidget toys can be used.
"Sorry we were late for class, we were tangled in a good leg salad and no one wanted to get up."

"Everyone thinks we're in a poly relationship because we often find ourselves in a leg salad"
by voidkid August 1, 2017
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run-on salad

A verbal statement or block of text that is both word salad and a run-on sentence, often in the form of a string of words filled with scattered thoughts and no punctuation. A common form of communication among illiterates and former presidents.
Ever since Elon Musk took over twitter, a lot of posts there seem to be run-on salad from weirdos and Boomers.
by Casual Observer 4565 January 10, 2024
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