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internet tough guy

A word made up by people who stalk people they envy online. This person may be successful, have a girlfriend, be going somewhere in life, or just a better overall person than the people labeling him. It's kind of like how religions call people who don't believe in the hocus pocus magical mythical crap from over 2000 years ago to scare people into being civilized atheists. It's a made up word from the masses to exclude people that would actually stand up for themselves instead of being a coward little bitch to something they know is going on.
stalker coward named cory: blah, blah, blah, and some more shit talking because i am a jealous little bitch

the supposed tough guy: so you want to meet in person and deal with what you have been doing?

stalker coward named cory: lol, i'm telling everyone you're a internet tough guy.

the supposed tough guy: so you're going to lie because you envy me and that i called you out like a man? why don't you go bang my ex so you know what someone successful has to throw out to move on in life.

stalker coward named cory: i'm sorry, you're right. i'm just a jealous loser who you tried to be friends with but instead i stalked, harassed, mocked, and lied till i ruined your life. <---this last line never happens because let's face it, only responsible people admit mistakes and those are far and few.
by Innocent Victim Is I September 20, 2011
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internet idiot-savant

goto www.blehismightier.com
by earthbound January 18, 2004
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interneticana

A blend of the nouns internet and arcana meaning:

a) secret, hidden or otherwise esoteric knowledge of the internet (esp. technical knowledge attributed to geeks).

b) obscure and esoteric trivia found on the internet, possibly associated with online fads/memes.
Dude, I've just discovered some awesome interneticana; I'm going to go post it on digg and reddit!
by lostmoya July 5, 2006
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internet

Internet: NOT a DUMPTRUCK!
by TedStevens July 24, 2007
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Shit internet

Hey! Have you seen the photo I sent?
"Connecting" "connecting"
Wow you really have a shit internet connection
by Alojo Acver November 13, 2015
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Unikitty Internet shit

A very toxic fandom that can give me a fucking stroke
What's more toxic than a nuclear dump, oh fuck it's some Unikitty internet shit
by Puppycorn11 June 23, 2019
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a person on the internet

it's what I am don't bullie our type
A person on the internet is someone who hides there identity on the internet by using this username
"Hey APerson!"
"I want your booty !
A person on the internet is someone who hides there identity on the internet by using this username
by HARVEYTHEGAMER March 31, 2017
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