Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

twat flopper

A twat flopper is a homosexual female, otherwise known as a lesbian (term credited to Lane Brewer)

Example: "Are you gonna take that chick home?" "Naw man, she's a twat flopper

by ragdolldearest March 15, 2015

twat snatcher

A man/woman, usually woman, who creeps on your hoe and steals that shit right out from under ya.

Dude1- Yo that twat snatcher struck again!

Dude2- Bro, you really need to stop having threesomes with your mom.

by DJLanguageArtist March 14, 2014

Twat

when you're a twat

you're a twat

by Lxnghxm June 12, 2019

sour twat

A sour...
1) A great word to shout out.

2) A woman's vagina.

3) A blow to the face or genitalia.

4) Used by Tweety.

5) An offensive term for a person.

6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

Shut up you little sour twat.
You don't gotta be a sour twat bout it

by Gotyoazz August 9, 2017

Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023

Twat Lint

Left over little pieces of toilet paper after wiping a wet vagina. No poop matters included so no were close to a dingleberry!

Went down on my lady but had to ask her to remove her twat lint first smh.

by sexylexie 1977 November 11, 2015