Turkey Fingered

You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement

Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”

by Deezjewells November 1, 2020

turkey run

A turkey run is a very long run in a team until the whole team pukes. It is done before or after Christmas dinner

Yere unfit after dinner. Time for a turkey run

by Stephenlaw December 19, 2016

turkey noise

The sound of a blowjob or oral sex like the sound of a turkey “gobble-gobble”

P1: “bro what was happening in your room”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise”
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend”

by Miles paralysis 1610 March 31, 2024

turkey

a large bird that once chased Kelly down a street or something of the sort.

shit theres a turkey chasing me about to kill me

by sendtoepicsma January 6, 2023

turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

Josk Turkey Truck

A Josk Turkey Truck is a truck that has a long build than a usual truck size. Use this information if you will.
That Josk Turkey Truck is not what it means, but Josk Turkey just means long alright. Please do not win this time as No one can find themselves the one to blame. This Option is a fitness time and due to the wet weather there is a chance to be fluently weird...

Truck Driver: Look how long this truck man 😭😭😭😭😭
The Person: Isn't that a Josk Turkey Truck??
Truck Driver: Yes it is a Josk Turkey.
The Person: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT 😭😭😭😭
Truck Driver: Can you please Shut up.

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 1, 2025