Trumped up

A severe fuck up. Yuuge even.

Guy 1: Last night I got shitfaced, and when I woke up this morning, I was sleeping with my sister.
Guy 2: That's trumped up. Your brother's going to be so pissed.

by dontgrabmypussy January 31, 2017

Badumpa-Trump

An enormous old white man booty, likened to that of Donald Trump’s giant ass.

We have to purchase extra large adult diapers to fit grandpa’s badumpa-Trump.

by Brooke138 January 21, 2018

Takin' a Trump

When the human body's digestive branch makes a motion to defecate. Then, after acting upon the motion, the results are much more foul, odious and disgusting than originally thought. The regret is so palpable as to be almost unbearable. The aftermath leaves one's sphincter weak, flappy and violated.

After that chili cook off, I thought my trip to the head would be a routine drop off; instead I wound up Takin' a Trump. Sad!

by popmafioso1 March 21, 2017

Donald Trump

a fucking retard and cheeto.

FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

by Julius Sneezer April 6, 2017

Trump Dump

A big turd sold at second hand stores and is graced by the retardation of Trump.

Man, that trump dump is huge!!

by MackSneale March 7, 2017

Donald Trump

Fucking cunt... No further explanation needed.

"Donald Trump can go suck a dick"
"Donald Trump can go to hell"
"Donald Trump is a racist cunt"
"Donald Trump is a peice of shit"
"Donald Trump is america's worst president so far"
"Donald Trump is a fucking sexual predator"
"Donald trump likes to grab pussies" (yes not touch but grab a vagina)
"Donald Trump wants to sleep with his daughter"

by A Human Being that is alive April 9, 2017

Trump drawer

Where Donald Trump sets aside all the former immigration and/or other policies that worked in the Republican primary, but now he's trying to get minority votes in the general election.

(Trump staffer): What's all this?
(Trump): My Trump drawer, now go burn that shit!

by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 31, 2016