Treegasm

When you see a tree or plant that looks so good you get a little tingly feeling. If you’re basic enough you take a picture and post it on your spam account on Instagram.

“Oh my god, Britney had another treegasm and posted a picture of a flower. That’s the sixth time this week”

by Dabchi November 26, 2017

tree ass

a slightly perched rectum with a bush at the top resembling a tree

thought she was hot ,pulled down her pants and I swear man she had a tree ass

by BlackMagic666 December 19, 2017

tree bopper

a white male with a large right arm a loves playing with his trunk

you’re a true tree bopper

by Hoy Boy February 7, 2018

Tree

A girl with a fat ass

Ayo you see that tree over there?

Nah b that’s a shrub

by Pitty_titty May 18, 2018

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

Tree

Large leafy green thing

Dude have u seen those large leafy green things? Yah they are called trees stupid

by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018

treeage

Refers to the urgency-of-need-based sequential scheduling of branch-trimming or other service that a forester or utilities-worker performs.

Asplundh-crew foreman: The recent snowy winter storms had really made a tangled mess of the roadside vegetation, and so initially we had to practice treeage so that we could attend to the worst-affected areas ASAP.

by QuacksO June 13, 2018