Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Russian Snowball

When a bunch of white guys surround a black woman and drench her in cum, creating the snowball.

Guy: Yo, we did the Russian Snowball on a girl last night! She's pratically white!

by CMS guy January 26, 2025

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 24, 2016

Russian Gasline

The maneuver in which a female takes a mouthful of diesel and proceeds to light it on fire whilst the male inserts his scrotum into her mouth. She then spits it into his anus, and he farts into her eyes.

Rob: Hey man, why don't you take a seat? Class is about to start.
Joe: I would, but Kelly gave me the Russian Gasline last night.

by P0LkaPL0x July 5, 2011

Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual

“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Russian Roulette

To describe someone taking a very dangerous risk that could have catastrophic or possibly fatal consequences

You would be playing Russian Roulette to go straight through the give-way line at a closed junction without looking.

by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2023

The Russians did it

Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies

Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.

by thaaanos April 11, 2018