Gaz Barlic Bread

A strange portmanteau of ‘Garlic Bread’ and the singer/ songwriter from the 90’s boyband Take That: Gary Barlow

Have you hear that Paddington new song? It’s written and sung by Gaz Barlic bread

by Momogoslow August 31, 2023

Teleported Bread

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023

Joe Mama's Bread

Joe Mama's Bread is defined as the bread owned by Joe Mama

Timmy ate Joe Mama's bread. That made them very sad.

by Roar1224 October 2, 2023

Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.

TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-

by WetKat October 5, 2023

Communion bread

Commonly used by spanish speakers that speak English, it is referred to as the literal translation of "¡hostia!" (keep in mind that it is referring to the expression for suprise and not the host itself). You can use it in basically almost situation where you want to express suprise, admiration or anger. You can also put the word uncle in to give it more of a spanish authenticity.

1. Communion bread!!!! Carlos!! I haven't seen you in so long.
2. Communion bread bitch uncle!!! I been stuck on this one question for an hour and I still can't solve it, I SHIT ON EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
3. Communion bread!!! Ana got the highest grade in the exam, my móm!!! she's amazing, is just that I'm flipping uncle.
4. communion bread, did you not understand anything?

by Reaper_kingXZ April 5, 2024

fairy bread

fairy bread is a new insult used in the uk/ england. it is mainly used around london and areas around there.

it means “fat”. like, you eat so much fairy bread so you get fat from it.

person 1- “you stupid fairy bread”
person 2- “im not stupid or fat, your a fairy bread”

by pinkminion April 8, 2024

Bread

As you already know, bread in normal form would be just a food. However in the Bread philosophy, bread is considered a holy item give by god himself. Now in the Bread philosophy itself, there is still controversy in the powers that bread possess. However, the most popular one is that bread possess the power of speed and energy as god intended to make bread full of carbohydrates and some sugar to give energy in a quck few bites.

The holy bread is our gift from god, we shall not waste it.

by M3ch April 10, 2024